Statement
LaneHelp does not discriminate against ducks, geese, silly geese, goose-adjacent residents, or individuals currently experiencing goosehood. References to “no goose chase” are intended to describe inefficient resource navigation, not to disparage geese as a class, species, vibe, or personal identity.
All are welcome from any pond.
This statement is provided for clarity, community harmony, and the prevention of unnecessary honking.
Scope
This policy applies to ducks, geese, silly geese, goose-adjacent residents, and any person who has been unfairly accused of goose behavior.